Joseph. People call me Josh :PI'm 19, and I try to enjoy my life as much as I can. If they said no, don't let them know!
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via mandyblossom)
For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears
Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
(via cacophiliac)
No child is born homophobic.
This child is precious and I hope he never changes.
This youtube video is seriously the best.
You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?
Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
this is the best ever :)
(via mandyblossom)
12 hour work shift today from 6 pm to 6 am. With a cyst growing on my fucking tailbone. Tonight. We dine. In Hell. >____<
Oh well..That’s 12 hours I wasn’t going to get paid for, but now I am. Work is work is work c:
AGAIN? DAMN JOSH
YEAH BRO IT FEELS LOVELY
kkwl:
My life is a simple question: food or alcohol and drugs
stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee:
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!!1!?!! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THAT.
whaaat. Whaaaaat. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
(via t0o-legit-2-quit)
12 hour work shift today from 6 pm to 6 am. With a cyst growing on my fucking tailbone. Tonight. We dine. In Hell. >____<
Oh well..That’s 12 hours I wasn’t going to get paid for, but now I am. Work is work is work c:
